Description
He’s not wrong—you are over the line.
But sure, let’s all take a breath.
This shirt says “Calmer Than You Are,” but it’s not really trying to convince anyone. It’s just a reminder that some people operate on a different frequency—deadpan, decisive, maybe holding a cup of coffee and a concealed sidearm.
Need a toe? We could probably get you one. By noon. With nail polish.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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